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Top 10 Reasons why the iPhone is not the answer to everything (I’d rather rock the BlackBerry and iPod)

“Ohhh! The humanity!”

#10. You can avoid the “all your eggs in one basket” phenonemon. If I lose my BlackBerry, or it breaks, I still have my iPod and vice versa. Not so with the iPhone. You lose that and you’re out of luck.

 #9. Both the BlackBerry and iPod are more tactile than the touchscreen iPhone. I can operate an iPod without even looking at it. The BlackBerry’s physical keyboard has no equal in the smartphone arena.

  #8. Twice the battery power (both the BlackBerry and iPod have their own separate power source).

  #7. This may just be personal preference, but operating two separate devices simultaneously seems to make more sense. For instance, as I type this message into my BlackBerry, the earbuds’ wire hooked into my iPod hangs clear away from the keyboard. No need for a cord to get in the way while I hunt and peck like Jack Kerouac.

  #6. It feels nice, refreshing even, to go against the flow of iPhone clones who drank the Kool-Aid and are now sailing behind Comet Hale-Bopp with Marshall Applewhite, Steve Jobs and the rest of the deceased cult leaders, all of whom will undoubtedly careen right through Heaven’s Gate and into oblivion.

  #5. Don’t have to worry when Siri becomes self-aware and automatically forwards all of those seething unsent emails to your ex, because the smartphone A.I. gets jealous of her master’s extracurricular relationships, with… you know… people.

  #4. I’m sure thieves would much rather steal a shiny new iPhone than some “shabby” BlackBerry and an old iPod.

  #3. BTW, the newest BlackBerry BOLD 9900 has the same signature sleek physical keyboard AND a touch screen. This tandem coupled with an overhaul of the mobile browser allow for at least as rich a surfing experience as the iPhone. And I’ll race good old tactile QWERTY against anyone on the on-screen keyboard any day.I’ve since tested this theory. Met a girl, with an iPhone, in a bar. She smoked me not once, but twice. I’m sure the Apple autocorrect aided her greatly. And the second time, she could have just cut&pasted the test sentence. Either way, when it came to The quick brown fox jumping over the lazy dogs, this fox was not quick enough.

  #2. The BlackBerry is an instrument of communication; the iPhone… a toy. Eat Life cereal, if you want to get in touch with the kid in you. The adult in me says ‘Do it. If you know what’s good for ya.’

  #1. And the No. 1 reason why I’d rather rock the BlackBerry/iPod and not a run-of-the-mill iPhone…

“BlackBerry” just sounds better.

… Wow. I really need a girlfriend.

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Fun Fact #1

"Is this where the real Caesar stayed?"

“I can’t get a sig’ on my beeper.”

I tried typing that into my phone once and uncovered a hidden feature on the BlackBerry. If you type the first three letters of the word ‘signature,’ then SPACE, the smart phone will automatically insert a preset electronic signature into the field, like something you’d see at the end of an official email.

Hit the ‘Menu’ button. Then select ‘Settings’ (the little, orange wrench icon). Scroll over to ‘Options’. Find ‘Owner’ in the alphabetical list. Now enter the text you wish to sign off with.

 

 

 

 

When I hit ‘sig,’ this appears:

"Is there a payphone bank?"

Mike Del Rosso
Asst. to the Traveling Sec’y
movierain® productions
4 Garden Ct. #5
Cambridge, MA 02138

del@mikedelrosso.com

This text also appears on the home screen when you lock the phone. It’s like luggage tags for your high-tech baggage.

Mike Del Rosso
Asst. to the Traveling Sec’y
movierain® productions
4 Garden Ct. #5
Cambridge, MA 02138

del@mikedelrosso.com

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