"Llllllet's get ready to Rumble!"

For all you lushes out there getting ready for Beer Die, keep in mind Brownie’s Beer Die Open made it to the paper last year. This is no longer for shits and beer goggles. The Greater Boston area now focuses its discerning gaze upon Abington come the sweltering mid-August tournament.

Know your competition. Read up on the strategy that Mike H. and Shane C. employed to take home Lord Brownie’s Cup. When we finally realize we can’t become Masters of the Universe, we enlighten toward “a beer competition to die for.”