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I’M NOT DRIVIN’ HIM to the AIRPORT!!: Seinfeld conversations…

Jerry and George sitting in a booth talking at Monk's Restaurant

She was like 6-foot-5.

GEORGE
It’s my life dream to have sex with… just a giant woman.
JERRY
So you’ve set different goals for yourself than Edison, Magellan, these sorts of people?
GEORGE
Magellan?!
JERRY
Magellan, the famous explorer.
GEORGE
Magellan??
JERRY
C’maahhn. Around the World! Who do you like?
GEORGE
I like de Soto.
JERRY
de Soto? What did he do?
GEORGE
de Soto, the conquistador. He discovered the Mississippi.
JERRY
Oh. Ya. Like they weren’t gonna find that anyway.
GEORGE
Don’t you have to drive Keith Hernandez to the airport?
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