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Berkeley

UC Berkeley physics professor John O’Halleran, PhD read a story one day in the East Bay Times. It was about a local man, Matt Dragon, who believed he had slipped dimensions from another version of Earth.

Dragon was the author who had helped me find Kitty, soon after I had become a Thunderbird. Hot off the heels of the Letterman story’s success, the North Star editor was looking for the next article from this reporter. And to be honest, I had drawn a blank. Reporters will tell you there are a million ways to find a story. Some fall into your lap. You catch wind of others through word-of-mouth of your sources. When all those channels run dry, I took to surfing the movierain—the downpour of all possible worlds precipitating in the multiverse. I let my mind clear, as the Dew whisked by my helmet at the speed of thought. I must have become slightly entangled with the author, Dragon, who had helped me those moons ago, as I felt a slight tug pulling me toward his Earth. There seemed to be something unique to his version of the planet. Dragon wasn’t the only one who had spontaneously stumbled upon inter-dimensional travel.

I dropped down from superposition into Dragon’s Earth. As my feet set in the soil of nearby Berkeley, where Dragon lived, I immediately sensed a story brewing. I quickly located Dragon, in his quaint 2-bedroom on Durant Street, where he caught me up to speed over a cup of coffee.

Dragon told me that O’Halleran read the article three times before calling the local man. The professor wished to invite this unique individual to his weekly support group, on campus, a community of initial strangers. The doctor of physics had been collecting subjects like Dragon himself, he said, who had all experienced similar inter-dimensional phenomena, yet had never met. Nothing tied these unique individuals together, save one common denominator: by various means, they had all either left this Earth version and returned or weren’t from this version to begin with and had one day found themselves here.

After having now met with Dragon and the professor, I concluded there was something very special about this Earth version—it seemed to produce dimensional leapers spontaneously. I had to know how and why this was happening.

Prof. O’Halleran invited me to attend one of his on-campus sessions in Birge Hall, with fellow dimensional leapers. He advised it was probably best not to divulge to them that I was also a dimension-leaping Thunderbird.

“OK, everybody,” O’Halleran addressed his small student body of a half dozen inter-dimensionals, “I’d like you all to welcome Bill, here, who’s a physics colleague of mine. He’s just here to observe.”

O’Halleran stood in front of a huge whiteboard, while his students sat in the first few rows. Dragon and I hung back like a couple of delinquents. We didn’t want to disturb the class.

“Before we get into today’s topic,” he continued, “let’s just go around the room and introduce yourself and how you came to dimensional leaping for our guest here.”

“Well, you all know how I got here,” Dragon broke the ice. “It’s published in the Times.”

“Right,” O’Halleran said. “OK, Janice, would you like to go first?”

Janice was one of O’Halleran’s physics students, perhaps his star pupil. She also appeared to be one of the youngest in the room, and one of the only actual Berkeley students O’Halleran had collected. The others had arrived in the professor’s classroom by other means.

“My name is Janice,” she said. “I decided to enroll in Berkeley’s physics program after, as a young girl, I developed the ability to leap out of this local 3rd-dimensional space. I had to know how this was possible in today’s scientific terms.”

“Great, Janice,” O’Halleran said. “Can you tell Bill how you discovered this profound ability?”

“Sure,” she said. “Ever since like puberty, I’ve been able to astrally leap out of my body. It just happened one afternoon. I was laying on the couch. It was midday. I was nodding off for a nap and I could feel my brain hit those theta wave patterns necessary for sleep. But instead of drifting off to slumber, my energetic body leapt out of my physical shell. Instantly, I knew I could fly. As I floated above the couch, I could see my earthly body below. The next thing I knew, I had permeated through my roof and was flying at high speeds above my town. I suspected, even then, that I could have left this Earth and explored distant realities, but was afraid that I wouldn’t find my way back. Prof. O’Halleran has been working with me on controlling my abilities, and I’ve since visited some interesting realms.”

“Very cool,” I said. “And how did you know that the professor here would be able to help or even understand your predicament?”

“I can answer that,” O’Halleran said. “I published an article in the American Journal of Physics about the human brain’s latent ability to perceive and even leap to other worlds.”

“Yes,” Janice corroborrated her professor. “His account was so close to what I had personally experienced, very much more so than anything in my internet research. I knew I had to meet him.”

“Thank you, Janice,” O’Halleran said. “Next, we have Arnold.”

The professor gestured to a middle-aged man sitting next to Janice.

“Thanks, prof,” Arnold said. “My grades weren’t good enough to attend Berkeley like Janice here. But, like Mr. Dragon, teach found me after some local news coverage. I’m from Marin County. I love to hike and, more importantly, meditate under giant redwoods, up in Muir Woods. When I was 23, I’ll never forget the day I realized the rather large conifers vastly augmented my abilities to channel far-flung frequencies. That day, I walked into one version of Muir Woods and emerged from the forest in an entirely different Earth, albeit similar to my home world. When I finally made it back to my Muir Woods of origin, I contacted the Marin Independent Journal who published a profile on me. My hope was that, if someone who had experienced similar phenomena in the area read it, I could meet them. That’s when Professor O’Halleran reached out to me.”

O’Halleran nodded and added, “Arnold’s profile in the local journal triggered a Google alert I had set up. We’ve been meeting once a week ever since.”

Before the professor could move onto to his next pupil’s introduction, I had already begun to connect the dots.

“Wait,” I said. “Are all of you originally from the Bay Area?”

A resounding “yes” was returned from the room.

“There appears to be a correlation with dimensional leaping and the drastic topographical landscape,” O’Halleran said.

It was as if this Earth version—and particularly the Greater Bay Area—was fine-tuned to naturally produce dimensional leapers. I sensed there was a certain vibe or breeze in the air that cleared the path for these unique individuals to emerge. My curiosity piqued.

O’Halleran introduced the other three, who all had arrived at the doorstep of other dimensions by unique but similar means. Another man, Ziggy was his name, had stumbled upon extra-dimensional leaping hill bombing down Dolores Street in San Francisco.

“As my board picked up speed, I just remember my mind going hella zen,” Ziggy said. “The next thing I know: a white light. And I ollied up into what felt like a higher plane. When I touched back down I quickly realized I had landed in an alternate Earth.”

At this point, four of O’Halleran’s pupils—including the author Dragon—had divulged their techniques. The remaining two students sat in the classroom were a couple, Sven and Jen.

“We’ve always had insane chemistry,” Sven said.

“Sparks flew when we met, and it has only escalated from there,” Jen added.

The couple would go on to explain that their dynamic dialogue seemed to be the culprit for producing a vortex into higher planes.

“We live together,” Sven said. “One night, after dinner, we engaged in our normal nightly conversation. After a glass of wine or two, the subject matter got hella existential. We ping-ponged topics back and forth that probed at the very nature of our being.”

“And an orb of ball lightning formed between us, spontaneously,” Jen said. “We held onto each other and leapt up into the grander plane. When we found our way back to our little Berkeley bungalow, we reached out to O’Halleran, who had placed a Craigslist ad for anyone who had experienced dimensional leaping.”

“I’ve since taken that ad down,” O’Halleran said. “Sven and Jen were the only two legitimate leapers to respond. The rest were a bunch of kooks.”

Then, the focus shifted to the nature of this Earth Herself. Why had Earth_Berkeley created this Goldilocks Zone of inter-dimensional gateways?

The professor saw me after class, once the last student left. Dragon and I hung back for a post-session chat. O’Halleran shared with us his theory that we—the people of Berkeley and the Greater Bay Area—were ensnared in some kind of hyper-dimensional field. His students and Dragon had tapped into it somehow. Upon further investigation of my own, I concurred.

I dropped into O’Halleran’s office the next day to reveal my 5th-dimensional findings (a purview reserved only for the initiated… like Thunderbirds).

“You were right, professor,” I said. “The Earth version appears to be special. It’s set on a 5th-dimensional quadrangle overlapping with other Earths. This planetary concentration has elevated the Bay Area into a semi-superposition, so to speak. The veil is thin, you see. And talented leapers, like your pupils, have found their own ways to tap into this otherworldly activity.”

“Fascinating,” the professor said. “So what now?”

“Keep your weekly meeting with them,” I said. “Continue to coach them as they explore higher dimensions. But I would also advise you keep this taboo practice under wraps. It’s unfortunate that you had to discover the majority of them publicly, via the local periodicals, but I can work a little magic to dispel any unwanted attention that may result from the various coverage.”

“Under wraps?” he said. “My group represents an evolution in humanity. We need to shout to the rooftops that this is possible!”

“I agree with the first part of what you said, and vehemently disagree with the second. The general state of this Earth is not ready for dimensional travel, at least on a large scale. Leaping dimensions is not like accessing the internet, where anyone can log on. No, you need to treat such abilities with extreme caution. Otherwise, you could encounter undesirable ripple effects.”

I could sense the professor comprehending the gravity of what he had uncovered, but I continued to further drive home my point…

“If news that leaping dimensions was possible for the mainstream, we would witness mass drop-offs in commitment to this reality. People would stop showing up for work. Society would ultimately unravel on this Earth.”

“Well, we can’t have that,” O’Halleran said.

“Certainly not,” I said. “This is probably a good time to admit that my purpose for being here is twofold. Yes, I’m here to cover the story of this remarkable Earth for my 5th-dimensional newspaper the North Star. But I was also sent here by the Thunderbird Order to ensure no ripple effect into adjacent realities would result from your otherworldly classroom meetings on this Berkeley campus.”

“I see,” he said.

“We’ll keep an eye on this Earth from afar. Here’s a way to reach me, should your students have any questions on extra-dimensional travel.” I handed the professor a tiny piece of paper with a phone number written on it. “Just call this number and leave a message. I’ll return to your Earth when I receive it.”


After I departed Earth_Berkeley, it sort felt like I had been talking out of both sides of my mouth with Prof. O’Halleran. Here I was filing a story about this extraordinary Earth for my 5th-dimensional newspaper (for enlightened beings), while simultaneously telling the terrestrials down on the ground to keep their mouths shut. The subtleties of higher travel required such discretion.

Perhaps that’s why I made Dragon the main character in my story that I filed with the North Star; even if the coverage was technically outside of O’Halleran’s reality, the good professor had enough heat to deal with down on the ground.

I submitted this draft to the editor:

Spontaneous Leaping Occurs on Earth_Berkeley

Thunderbirds are used to reducing ripple effects while leaping dimensions. But on a planetary scale?

That’s what happened when this reporter uncovered an Earth that could produce dimensional leapers organically. In my own dimensional travels, I had become entangled with an author from this version of Earth, which I would later coin “Earth_Berkeley.”

His name is Matt Dragon, and he had been writing about me while I leapt through the movierain multiverse.

The local author Dragon, who had been profiled in the East Bay Times upon returning from our multiversal excursions, as he liked to remind people, had this to say about dimensional leaping, since that’s what his book was about:

“I was writing what I thought was a fictional account of interdimensional travel,” Dragon said, as we sat in his kitchen. “The next thing I know, you, Bill Thunderbird materialized in my study from thin air. The Big Cat appeared in the flesh exactly as I had written you, only a few moments before. It was then that I realized I was writing a work of non-fiction.”

Nearby Berkeley physics professor John O’Halleran then reached out to Dragon, he said, once the professor saw the Times‘ article. O’Halleran had already been meeting weekly with several subjects, like Dragon, on the Cal university campus to discuss and workshop the intricacies of leaping in and out of their local reality.

“I’ve attended several of Professor O’Halleran’s support groups now with the other dimensional leapers,” Dragon said. “Each has found their way to this miraculous practice by methods fascinatingly personal to them. Mine was by writing about it.”

O’Halleran’s dimensional leapers support group still meets regularly, but have been instructed by the Thunderbird Order to keep their sacred research private from the general planetary public.

“Ripple effects on a planetary scale are not something the Order generally allocates the capacity to address,” said a spokesperson for the Thunderbird Order.

The anomaly is fascinating to say the least. This reporter will continue to monitor Earth_Berkeley and O’Halleran’s progress with his pupils. To now know that an Earth version exists capable of spontaneously producing the fundamental ingredients for a dimension-leaping Thunderbird leaves much to the imagination. In studying this 4th-dimensional planet, perhaps we can learn more about our own higher dimesions—5, 6 and beyond.

There was certainly an electricity among the air of Earth_Berkeley, which resonated with a mysterious and inviting vibe. It’s as if the answer to our own existence was blowing in the wind.

Furthermore, in a Thunderbird’s line of work, one occupational hazard is getting wiped from existence. If this has happened to a fellow T-Bird of yours, might I recommend checking if they wound up reincarnated on Earth_Berkeley.


This tale emerged from the universe of Big Cat.

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Letterman

My time covering the Crows in New York did not end, even after the last of them leapt off planet. I had barely scratched the surface of the Big Apple. But I spent too long on a version of Earth that had both New York City and where the Late Show with David Letterman still aired. It would have been a world the most resembled the early 2000s of Earth_42.

I got lazy with my methods of navigating downtown. Let’s just say I’d leverage dimensional leaping to get around and some New Yorkers took notice. I gained a reputation among that city that never sleeps. I had to appear on Letterman to expel any false rumors… or 4th-dimensional ripple effects.

The city dwellers had witnessed my performance of several feats that broke laws of contemporary physics. They’d eventually, inevitably develop an elaborate lore about my presence among the five boroughs that contained the potential for irreversible ripples which would alter the course of this Earth version’s evolution. None of this was ideal.

Furthermore, my helmet had earned the nickname “Bueller,” after Ferris Bueller and his day off. The helmet not only protected my head; its viewfinder supplied enough augmented reality (AR) metadata in whatever strange corner of a world I’d find myself. I could become like Ferris Bueller in any situation. The helmet smoothed the roughest of transitions between realities and circumstances to equip me with the vital intel to excel in this space with newfound friends. Friends were the key to assimiliating into any occurrence. It was the dynamic between these players’ connection—the notes in this existential orchestra—that dictated the vibe and tone I’d need to tap, in order to successfully integrate.

What did this all mean for my fellow New Yorkers?

Well, this also meant I’d get lazy materializing into foreign Earths, like that time I disrupted a whole week in New York City. Bueller’s AR would smooth over any rough patches from sloppy leaping, I thought. But the AR intel my helmet provided only worked if I could conceal these otherworldly abilities in the process.

Say I swept down into the Park Plaza lobby to strike up a conversation with some prominent guest, an entertainer. Say, Andrew Dice Clay. He may have even approached me first, asking if I “want the picture (with him)??”

It didn’t help anything if I opened, spouting in-depth knowledge of this character’s life without explanation.

“Oh!” the Dice might say. “Who is dis guy?? Some kinda stawkah?”

Bueller supplied me intel to establish trust with my new peers and, therefore, had to be leveraged carefully. It doled out the knowledge to me gradually, seamlessly, so as not to turn heads. It was important to keep people—even the Dice Man—none the wiser. Otherwise, I could risk Thunderbird exposure.

But no amount of metadata or seamless integration techniques could conceal what manifested as a sheer miracle from the perspective of city dwellers. It also didn’t help that I levitated 15 stories above 5th Ave, because I’d rather surf gravitational waves at high velocities than sit in New York’s infamous rush hour traffic, or suffer the humid underground haunts of NYC’s subway. Let’s just say there were witnesses, whose whistleblowing ripple effects of my transcendent descent upon the Big Apple would require a massive correction. Addressing each disruptor individually would be about as effective as the little Dutch boy plugging proliferating dam holes with his finger.

Bueller intercepted the Late Show staff the next night to invite me as their guest. I won’t get into the nitty gritty of how such a feat in PR was possible, but I will say that possessing access to the 5th dimension provides one with the necessary fate strings to pull outside of time. Step one was getting their scheduled guest to cancel. Step two was inserting myself seamlessly into the green room. Bending time and human minds with tachyons cleared the way for me to appear on late-night TV, on such short notice and with no known earthly reputation (other than a growing mystique that would have to be squashed).


I walked out onto Letterman’s stage decked in my finest black suit, with a red tie. I wore my fabled mask and helmet. And then I wiped everyone’s memory in the audience and who’d tuned in.

The interview started as it would for any celebrity, public figure, or person of interest.

“What would, ah, ya say you’re doing here, Bill?” Dave got right to the point as I sat in the hot seat. The radiating stage lights bore down on my helmet and reflected from its smooth surface.

“Well, Dave, there’s this thing called the Kardashev scale. It measures the complexity of civilizations. A Type 1 civ has mastered the entire energy of its home planet. Type 2 has captured and harnessed its whole star system. And Type 3 has climbed the ranks to harness an entire galaxy. Earth is a Type 0 civilization. We haven’t even figured out how to tap into the true potential of our Mother Earth.”

“Ah, I see,” said Dave. “And we’re supposed to do what with this information?”

“I’m here to raise you from a Type 0 to a Type 1, but none of this matters right now. I’ll soon wipe your memory, your entire studio audience’s recollection and the people’s watching at home.”

Dave’s eyes dilated into perplexity at my utterance of wiping people’s memories, including his, but the consummate broadcaster trudged on.

“So how’d you get up to the 15th story there, on Park Ave?”

The audience chuckled. Even under profound bewilderment, the talented late night host had a knack for levity. I was still wearing my helmet—I had planned on keeping it on the entire interview—but I must say, this was the first time since anointing as a full-fledged Thunderbird that I did not feel like I had complete control over the situation. Letterman was the boss.

“I bent gravity to surf on its waves,” I said.

“Alrighty,” Dave ushered the conversation along. “Say, Bill, why don’t you take off that helmet?” The TV host’s request was buttressed by encouragement from the crowd.

Reluctantly, I slowly doffed the headpiece. I’m happy to say I heard a few woos! from girls in the crowd (and maybe a few males too. Who knows? The Ed Sullivan Theatre was dark). I set the helmet down on Dave’s desk between us.

“You, eh, you ever eat popcorn out of it?” Dave quipped, to an even louder wave of laughter from his faithful studio audience. I played along in deference to the master of broadcasting.

“Uh, haha, no, no,” I said, finding my words under the bright lights and lingering chuckles from the dark pews. “The hot butter would severely damage the internal circuitry, Dave.”

The crowd seemed to like my impromptu response, as a few giggles fluttered from the other side of the fourth wall. It even got a laugh out of Letterman.

“Ha Ha! Well, that’s great, Bill. Glad to hear it. So what else do you want to inform us of here tonight?”

“Thanks, Dave,” I said, “I’m here to tell everyone, including you, Dave, that I got lazy hopping around your fine city and regrettably decided to cut a few corners. I possess the ability to bend gravity, you see, in such a way that I can hover 15 or even 20 stories above the street, but the good general public aren’t ready for such wonders just yet.”

“And you’re here to tell us not to tell anyone that you defied physics this week?” Dave shifted from comic to cross-examiner. “Sorry, pal, cat’s out of the bag on that one.”

The audience rumbled with laughter, ever hanging on the host’s side.

“Something like that,” I said. Then, I gazed directly into camera 1 and guided the cameraman to close in tight on my helmet, still sitting on the host’s desk. My giant, light-up Thunderbird eyes embedded in Bueller flashed in brilliant bursts that filled the studio and cameras, reaching into remote viewers’ homes. “There was never a guy flying over Park Ave,” I said, over Bueller’s light show. “It was a hoax. I’m here to plug my book, Big Cat.”

An electromagnetic pulse surged from my helmet, reverberating throughout the studio audience, hopping on airwaves that then broadcast to the entire nation’s remote viewing public.

A beat.

Dave shook out of the daze where the rest of his audience still stirred, wrestling with what had just occurred.

“Well, OK, Bill,” he said. “What’s the book about?”

“Thanks, Dave. It’s a sci-fi tale about navigating the multiverse.”

Dave reached out his right hand to shake mine.

“OK, Bill, best of luck to ya,” he said, as the house band played us to commercial.

As the audience climbed out of their collective stupor and applauded, Dave leaned in close to my ear and said, “Nice job. Thanks for filling in on such short notice. Come back again anytime.”

Years later, every now and then, a “Mandela Effect” clip would surface featuring my mythical appearance on the Late Show, but those hearsay accounts never amounted to more than a shimmer.

I submitted this story as a feature piece to my metaphysical newspaper, the North Star, covering the planet that would forever more be known as “Earth_Letterman.” It was the first of many that I successfully pitched to the editor:

Thunderbird Appears on Late Night TV to Quell Ripple Effects

A lot of Earth versions in the early 2000s enjoyed the privilege of tuning in every night to the Late Show with David Letterman. I had visited one such version recently and found myself in a rather precarious situation, when the locals took notice to this Thunderbird’s otherworldly skills.

I got sloppy and accidentally let the cat out of the bag so to speak. These were a primitive people and were not ready for the jaw-dropping presence of a higher consciousness being. In short, they caught me gravity hopping 20 stories above 5th Avenue. There were too many eyewitnesses.

So I had to go on Letterman. In one fell swoop, I could clean up my mess.

After my helmet, Bueller, paved the way to appear the following night—my afternoon antics above Manhattan were still fresh in all the local zeitgeist—I must say that Letterman’s people were very nice. I remember feeling nervous sitting in the makeup chair. It was also a little awkward in there with their hair and makeup lady, since I refused to remove my helmet. We just chatted mostly to kill the time. The small talk helped calm my nerves before it was time to stand in the wings just offstage, waiting for Dave to introduce me.

“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Bill Thunderbird,” Dave said.

Under the brilliant studio lights, I walked on stage to greet the host. I sat down and we chatted. After a few minutes of light banter, I set my helmet down on Dave’s desk. My helmet erupted an electromagnetic memory wiping pulse from its light-up eyes that poured through the studio audience and cast over radio waves to the remote television viewing public.

And Voilà. My ripple effects from local physics’ transgressions vanished from those earthlings, via mass communication. But prevention of ripple effects is the best medicine. I don’t recommend this drastic technique.


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The Crows

The Crows were a violent faction of the Thunderbird Order. They were among the only Thunderbirds, in fact, who traveled in groups — “a Murder of Crows,” they called them.

Murder was an appropriate moniker for the Crows. They were the toughest, grittiest of all Thunderbirds. Upon completing my voyager training, I elected to concentrate on the channeling aspect of the Thunderbird Order, instead of the enforcement side of our kind. But I was going to have to get in good with these hooligans to cover the story for the North Star.


I had just left the editor’s office where he’d issued me this assigment. Upon exiting, I signaled to Kitty, who had accompanied me on this visit to the North Star newspaper, it was time to go.

“What’d he say?” Kitty had been patiently waiting outside to see if I had a new job, after submitting a writing sample to him, based on a recent, brief stay of 42 years down on a version of Earth.

“He liked it,” I said. “He even gave me an assignment.”

“You’re not gonna have to leap blindly into a new body down on the ground again, are you?” Kitty said. I could detect half sarcasm and half concern in the tone of her voice.

I was quick to reassure her.

“He wants me to cover the Crows,” I said.

“What or who are those?” As a trainee, Kitty had not been exposed to all Thunderbird forms yet. I was happy to enlighten her.

“He mentioned that the Thunderbird Order is experimenting with planetary intervention, on particularly militant worlds. He said an Earth version was likely one such candidate. Right when he mentioned ‘militant’ and ‘intervention,’ only one type of Thunderbird came to mind: the Crows.”

“That still doesn’t answer my question,” she said.

“Right. The Crows are a swarm of hornets. They’re the enforcers of our Order. I had encountered them in my own trainee days. They chased me from one end of the multiverse to the other, as I mastered my voyager craft.”

“I thought the Thunderbird were peaceful,” she said. Kitty had become perplexed.

“For the most part, yes. But one can’t ignore Murphy’s Law: if it can happen, it will… especially among a multiverse of all possibility. The Murder of Crows, ‘MoC’ for short, are our security against any threats that could injure an otherwise stable multiverse. There’s such a thing as worlds becoming too peaceful, too susceptible to outside, nefarious antigens. MoC exist, then, as the necessary evil to combat these opposing forces who may prey on unsuspecting worlds.”

“Uh huh, I see,” she said. “So, what now?”

“We’ll have to visit another Dew place—the Equipment Room. We’ll need to reference the Thunderbird logs to see if my hunch is correct. We must locate that particular Earth version the Crows have descended upon. We may also have to brace ourselves for an unwelcome reception. The Crows don’t usually get along with other Thunderbirds.”

Kitty’s eyes lit up at my description of this mysterious faction of her Thunderbird Order. She held a keen attraction to danger, I thought.

“That’s fine, but can we stop off at the Cheshire first? I haven’t eaten all day.”

She also didn’t like surfing the multiverse on an empty stomach.


They say from the dawn of time to the modern era on Earth-42, not a day went by where war wasn’t waged on the planet’s surface. This civilization knew no time when it was completely at peace. They were getting close by the mid-2030s, though, which was a few years after I leapt back to the spacecraft Cheshire for good.

The Thunderbird Order summoned the MoC to swoop in and provide the final balm to quell any lingering societal rash once and for all. They were a militant, formidable bunch—the Crows—but that aptitude also availed them abilities to squash beefs quickly before any humid antagonism wafted over neighboring territories, infecting their moods. The MoC Thunderbird faction would be the group to ultimately accomplish peace throughout a planetary version adjacent to Earth-42.


Kitty and I left the Equipment Room. After a brief meal back on the Cheshire to avoid any “hanger,” as she called it, from an otherwise agitated and hungry Kitty, we both leapt to Earth-42.

“Is this where we’ll find them?” Kitty said after leaping from the movierain onto terrestrial Earth-42.

“No,” I said, “but my gut tells me the version they’ll attempt to intervene is off an adjacent quadrangle to this Earth version. When I leapt off finally, I had the feeling the planet could approach peace eventually. We can explore possible Earth versions from this ‘-42’ vantage spacetime to pinpoint the specific Earth the Crows have targeted.”

We had re-enterd Earth-42 at precisely my initial exit point. It was roughly the year 2024 and wars still waged. There was an ongoing skirmish in Ukraine. The Gaza Strip had heated up over the last few years too, among another two dozen substantial conflicts that peppered our globe. We fast-forwarded congruent timelines in pursuit of a possible Earth that would eventually achieve peace of its own accord.

Lo and behold, we found one such peaceful Earth in the year 2035, as projected from my Earth-42 launch point. I coined this version “Earth_PeaceProject.”

“If they’ve already achieved peace, what’s the point of intervening?” Kitty said, as we touched down upon this Earth_PeaceProject version.

“Warmongering is baked into the human DNA,” I said. “It’s certainly an accomplishment that this modern human civilization has finally extinguished large-scale offenses across its surface for the first time in its questionable history. But there’s no question of if future conflict will sprout; it’s only a matter of when.”

That’s why the Crows were so crucial to this Earth version’s survival, as a peaceful planet. While they couldn’t have forced peace while sections of the planet still waged war, the Thunderbird Crows could now swoop in as a salve to quell any lingering pangs from a history of violence. They could also delve into the ruminating psychology of the Earth’s collective unconscious of post-traumatic stress that remained. The MoC knew rage better than any other Thunderbird, and knew how to alleviate terrestrial strife, having been there themselves.

“Any minute now,” I said, “the Crows should dip into this dimension to intervene. And we’ll be here to cover it.”

Kitty gazed up to the sky in pregnant anticipation.

“What are you going to say when they arrive?” she said. I hadn’t thought of that yet, having been mainly concerned thus far with locating the MoC among our highly subtle multiverse.

“I never know what these guys will say or do,” I said. “It’s best not to over prepare or rehearse anything. I’ll know what to say when I see them.”

Kitty was satisfied with this response. I could tell she was excited. I was also rather bated in my anticipation, and nervous for the first time since I had become a full-fledged Thunderbird.

A few moments passed, and then we heard the crackle of thunder in the distance.

“That’s them,” I said.

The sky opened and a murder—dozens of Crows—descended down to the ground, from the heightened multiverse reality—the movierain. Their swarm hummed as one organic entity, teeming with each angry hornet Crow contributing his own brand of buzz.

While a Thunderbird body can assume any size or shape retaining Its fine definition—the way a vector design graphic can retain its resolution however large or small—the Crows typically chose a rather broad-shouldered shell to my preferred lean build. They wore helmets like mine too, but they had etched mouth pieces with fierce teeth and angry eyes above them. Having dealt with the rabble of riffraff about the outskirts of the multiverse, the Crows chose to strike fear as a first impression. The nerves I had experienced just prior to their intimidating entrance made sense. Kitty seemed unfazed.

They answered to call signs like “Teeth” and “Jab”—short, punchy monikers that could instill a sense of dread from a single syllable. Heckle and Jeckle were a tag team within the MoC, named after a cartoon duo from the 1940s of many Earth versions, including -42. I knew to steer clear of those two, having seen the cartoon in reruns when I lived down on the ground in a past life.

Their leader was a Thunderbird called “Leviathan,” a giant Crow who commanded respect and your attention, should you find yourself within the vicinity of His dominion.

Thunderbirds can sniff out their own, and Leviathan quickly caught wind that Kitty and I were also occupying Earth_PeaceProject at the same time as them. Once his faction fully entered the Earth space and landed on the ground, Leviathan made his way toward us.

The Chief Thunderbird stood 10 feet tall, towering over Kitty’s and my more slender frames. As He loomed closer, He eclipsed us under his ominous shadow.

“What’s your business here, channeler?” He said. Leviathan was direct and a bit dismissive. He didn’t even look at Kitty.

“We’re here to cover your mission for the North Star, sir,” I said.

“I can’t say I condone this, ‘Big Cat,'” He said Big Cat sarcastically to imply that I hadn’t earned his respect. Of course, he expected mine. And then he threw me a bone. “But let me know if you need to talk to anyone specifically in my MoC. I only ask two things: 1. Stay out of our way; and 2. I get final draft approval before you submit to your editor.”

“Yes, sir,” I said. My many tense conversations with the Captain to this point had prepared me for interacting with the military.

The ‘R’ from “sir” had barely left my lips and the large Leviathan was already gone. The big bird was quick.

In the distance, I heard Heckle and Jeckle mocking me.

“Oh no!” Heckle yelled. “Watch out for Big Cat! He’ll teleport you right outta here, oooOOOOOohh!”

Jeckle chuckled, as they both flew up to join the rest of their MoC. We didn’t have their respect either. I looked to Kitty at my side.

“You sure you want to stay with me while I cover this story? I can take you back to the ship,” I said, but I already knew the answer. I could see the sparkle of possibilty dancing in Kitty’s eyes.

“I want to stay,” she said with a smile.

Yup, Kitty craved danger. To me, it was more of an occupational hazard I normally tried to avoid. But to get this story for the paper, the Big Cat was going to have to become a Crow.


Anger and channeling mix about as well as oil and water. Stern were the Crows—not necessarily angry, but the continual exposure to other worlds’ strife could induce rage reactions from the uninitiated. The Crows were weathered for this dirty work; channelers like me were not. In order to locate the rarest, most elusive of worlds, I had to maintain a perfectly pristine zen mind. Not so for the Crows, who proliferated this Earth planet with fleet efficiency. It was truly a privilege to watch them work.

A newly peaced planet was like a throbbing wound warmed over by a few days’ healing. The imflammation coarsed and pulsated to breach new skin and shed more blood. At no other time was a planet more vulnerable to burst into conflict once again. The recently extinguished anger, still smoking, begged to breathe more life, like the bitten piece of flesh inside your mouth, swollen, and ever so ready to be painfully between your teeth.

The Crows had to handle this sensitive moment with the utmost caution (and a little silent strength) to say the least.

It was a sight to watch these warrior poets work.

They deployed in packets, circumnavigating the globe to concentrate on hotbed pockets of potential outbreaks. Their radios kept them connected.

“Attention, Leviathan,” Jab pinged his fearless leader from afar, “we’ve descended down to the New York City streets. We’ve caught wind a few skirmishes about to break. We’re going to investigate and report back.”

*Kssht*

“All good, team leader Jab,” Leviathan responded. The Crows leader had agreed to let us tail him until I could gain a better sense of where their ubiquitous deployments had landed.

Once the MoC’s waves coagulated around all known problem areas, Kitty and I were free to leap between locations. In fact, I could channel all sites simultaneously, so as not to miss any of the action.

We first decided to concentrate on the developing situation on NYC streets. The local organized crime there knew peace would not be good for business. They continued to shake down the citizens in their neighborhoods the only way they knew how.

“I don’t give a rat’s ass about this world peace shit,” said a capo for the family currently running Brooklyn to the bodega owner at the corner of 9th and Roebling Street. “You will continue to pay me every week or you will be counting your teeth on the floor.”

Crows had a sixth sense for violence. At this threat, immediately, Jab’s team swooped to the store front as the street tough exited.

Jab towered over the capo, who himself was a healthy 6’5″, 250 lbs.

“You think you’re a force to reckon with??” Jab’s billowy voice sent shivers through the cowering criminal.

“Wh- Who or what are you?” capo said.

“I’m what you’ll deal with if you lay a finger on that store owner. Your planet has finally achieved worldwide peace. Let’s leave it that way.”

The capo sprinted down the street away from Jab. This Crow had met fire with fire to win the battle.

But the intimidation tactic didn’t stick. The war wasn’t over. Jab and his team tailed the capo culprit for a few days. Sure enough, the miscreant returned with the same evil motives. The bile had burned deep into this ex-con’s bones. Newly achieved planetary peace or not, this certain man’s soul would still err with the inertia to perform ill will.

Once capo entered the storefront, Jab’s team swooped in for the sequel.

“You again?” the capo cooed dryly. He was packing heat this time, which he now brandished and began firing in Jab’s direction.

Bullets were mere mosquitos to Thunderbirds. Jab dropped from hover to the ground with a heavy thud that shook the nearby concrete. He conjured a force field—like the way I form my Drop to leap dimensions—around him and his team. The impenetrable membrane effortlessly deflected the capo’s bullets. Jab then grew, at will, to a staggering 15 feet tall, five feet in width, growling with a guttural roar that vibrated the very chests of everyone within a block radius.

“Seriously, what the fuck are you??” the capo cowered, all out of ammo and his pants full of accidental deffication.

Jab answered like the Almighty: “I am the nightmare who will return to you every time you think of harming another. I see all and hear all and will always meet your misdeeds with exact and terrible force. You have two strikes. You do not want to see three.”

The capo took to running again. We never saw him again, in fact. We heard he was admitted into a mental hospital upstate. Apparently Jab’s entering god mode had shook the connected chap past the point of sanity.

But that’s the measures these Crows had to take, across this Earth during their newfound peace, in all areas where nefarious characters lurked. Evil, ill will was unfortunately baked into some of the usual suspects’ DNA. There was no honor system among them. “No honor among thieves,” as they say.

The Crows remained for generations, until the last bit of bile had been expunged from that Earth’s collective unconscious. The murky, chop of angry waters ceased to a pristine, crystal lake of glass, calm, soothing to the soul, with hardly any inkling of aggression. The MoC and their leader Leviathan gave the signal to this Thunderbird channeler. I rose up above the Earth’s atmosphere, encircling the globe at speeds beyond light to snapshot this peaceful moment in this Earth’s history.

In Leviathan’s words: “You’re here to channel the resurgence of the Heavy Presence, something in the air when you bore into your own Earth-42 in 1982. It’s benevolent and all-encompassing. It inspires new thought. You will perform this subtle art that’s too fine for the coarse Crows.”

I had wondered how the notoriously insular MoC had let me tag along with them.

Leviathan continued: “Bill Thunderbird, the only reason I let you witness our usually clandestine craft was that we required an experienced channeler such as yourself. Now that we’ve wrapped up this world, we had to call on you to put a bow on it—encircling the entire globe to snap an instant of this Earth version’s peaceful moment to be recorded in its local Akashic. That will serve as our re-entry point should anything go awry.”

So I did what I knew best, and channeled that Heavy Presence—a gloriously divine Higgs-Boson field from not so long ago.

That time stamp became the breadcrumb of the first recorded peaceful Earth of the modern era. It got logged in the local Earth Akashic and I wrote a story about it for the North Star. Leviathan approved.

This is what the editor kept of my 800 words, after lopping off a few of the less important bottom paragraphs:

The Crows: A Misunderstood Thunderbird Faction

The “Earth Peace Project” was a success, due to the Murder of Crows—the most militant of Thunderbird classes.

In the first time in its recent history, the Earth_PeaceProject version has sustained peace for more than a decade. After quelling all apparent conflicts down on the ground, the earthlings would have likely succumbed to future strife, had it not been for the Crows’ intervention.

“We flew in swiftly and addressed all potential hotspots with direct counters to keep the peace on this planet,” said Leviathan, the large leader of the Crows. “We’re confident the threat of our return shall hold our effect intact. We’ll soon depart for our next mission.”

Leviathan even let this reporter in on the action. The Big Cat (that’s me) was assigned to snapshot this planet’s peace moment as a breadcrumb for reentry, should the Crows need to return. Ripple effects are certainly a concern for this experimental planetary intervention. The Crows said they’d keep an eye on Earth_PeaceProject from afar.

For now, though, all’s well that ends well. And no more “Crowing” for this Big Cat. Back to channeling.


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I didn’t like how we had left it, Kitty and I, when we parted from her bedroom doorway. I had to make it up to her, after my long departure, which was a point when neither of us were sure if we’d see each other again.

Maybe if I took her to a Dew place, we could turn a new leaf, I thought.

Dew places were those 5th-dimensional locales that sat outside of time. Infinite Earth iterations flew by the multiversal voyager as they surfed the movierain—my nickname for the multiverse. In between those droplet worlds, connecting them, was the ethereal field of the Dew. The Dew, in this sense, were the subtle mist between physical realities.

The Thunderbird Equipment Room was a prime example of a Dew place. Thunderbirds, like Bill “Big Cat” Thunderbird myself congregated at our headquarters, the Equipment Room. It contained the complete Thunderbird archives, an academy for trainees, and infinite stacks of equipment to outfit a practicing Thunderbird on their journey.

I had furnished my Drop, in fact, with artifacts acquired from the eternal Equipment Room—my healing waterfall, the stone and grass zen garden, and my back door. The Equipment Room was a wary Thunderbird’s home base, when seeking sanctuary from a long, long trip deep from the rabbit hole.

As a Thunderbird trainee herself, Kitty was well familiar with the Equipment Room. This trip wouldn’t dazzle her. We would require a more rare and sought-after destination to get back into good graces.

So the next morning, upon my return to the Cheshire after a 42-year hiatus (from my perspective), we set out for the metaphysical newspaper, the North Star.

“You sure you’re ready to leap this soon?” Kitty said in the threshold of her doorway. She was still salty and perhaps a little skeptical of my multiverse surfing capabilities after being absent for so long.

“Yeah, I need you,” I said without hesitation. “We’re going to a higher Dew place today, not any Earth version. I require your tether as we surf the movierain. Wouldn’t want to get lost again.”

I smirked after saying this. I thought a little humor would lighten her mood. It didn’t, but my appeal for her assistance at least piqued her interest.

“What Dew place?” she said.

“The North Star. I was thinking of contributing a story from my last leap. Plus, I can’t think of a better Dew locale that indexes so many 5th-dimensional oases.”

A twinkle glinted in Kitty’s eye. And we were off.


If the local Akashic of our neck of the multiverse had a fulcrum, a nexus point, it would be the North Star. Its canonical coverage of 5th-dimensional events latticed an ever expanding network, a growing organism of occurrence. This heightened place provided the gravitas for continuity in a locale outside of time to exist. My dream was to report for Them, and I wanted Kitty to see it too.

Dew places like the North Star made a plane like the multiverse perceptible by linear-borne entities (like earthlings). They captured the confluence of concurrence among many worlds at once. While the goal was always an objective account, each piece slanted subjectively from wherever the contributor originated—an occupational hazard of a many-world staff.

And thank god an institution such as this existed. Whenever a formerly terrestrial entity enlightened to the higher reality—that his world was but one of many—usually their first inkling was to experience all perspectives from their home world. And then experience all past peoples, and their respective points of view. The Herculean task could last endless lifetimes. But once one of these world-leaping novices caught wise to the North Star, they quickly abandoned this home-planet preference and opened their minds to the greater splendor of the multiverse.

I was thinking of submitting my latest account of Earth-42 to the hallowed monitor of our movierain. It certainly did not qualify as a Dew place itself, this lowly Earth version of my latest mortal life, but maybe my editor would send me on assignments, if he liked my style.

Extraordinary worlds, places, haunts, you see, weren’t enough to qualify as a Dew place. The convergence of events and the players involved were what mattered most. That’s why I thought a humble account of my terrestrial stay down on Earth-42 could possibly pique the editor’s interest: it was the path I took, from the ground to the heavens; it was a periscope into my firsthand account, the relationships formed in which were worth a listen to even the most divine of readers. The ensuing events contained the seeds for transcendence.

And there were more Earth versions where that came from. Maybe the editor could assign me an Earth beat. Within all the Earths I had visited thus far, I had left plants, breadcrumbs bookmarking the spacetime exit point, waiting, frozen in relative time for my return. The connections to the people inhabiting these haunts held gravitas for me to develop their respective stories in a column I had coined, “The Earths Beat.” Even in news reporting, it’s all about who you know. And I had met throngs of people across many worlds at that point.


I remember I had mentioned at dinner one night on the Cheshire that I was thinking of reporting for the North Star. This was a past memory, before I had leapt down to Earth-42. Ron, our spaceship’s resident skeptic, struggled to understand why this endeavor intrigued me.

“Why would you want to write about stories that have already happened?” Ron questioned my passion for journalism among a multiverse where everything that can happen had. “The local Akashic of Earth has already recorded every possible version of the planet, including every occurrence that would transpire.”

I put down my knife and fork to retort.

“You’re right, Ron—that every possibility has already happened,” I said. “They haven’t, however, been told through my specific lens from our here and now. The unique perspective I can provide to the paper on select events, in my own words, would still count as an original contribution.”

“But what’s the end goal?” he still wasn’t convinced. “So you’re like a DJ of happening that decides to select his favorite events on a newspaper playlist?”

“Everything has occurred, yes,” I continued, unwavering. “But we— you, me, the rest of the crew—don’t hold personal knowledge on all of this reality. In pulling pivotal events into our purview, our consciousness assigns them gravitas. They take on new meaning. Patterns also exist among the sea of all that is. We’re not necessarily interested in those cyclical, predictable phenomena. My goal on the ‘Earths Beat’ is to isolate miracles, the stories that transcend mundane into the extraordinary. The North Star’s ongoing search concerns these pearl Earth events that lie among all the other planetary minutia. If contributors like me can extract these gems and articulate them effectively, we may be well on our way to further elevating consciousness.”

Ron now had what could have been an entire side of beef in his left cheek, chewing on the meat and my words. He contemplated for a moment and swallowed.

“Perhaps a worthwhile endeavor, then,” he said stoically. “And how will you locate these diamonds in the rough, so to speak?”

I paused for a moment. I hadn’t considered this obstacle until Ron illuminated it to me. But inspiration struck a few moments later.

“That’s why I’ll have to live down on one of these Earths for a time, as a terrestrial. I’ll absorb Her version as my own mortal id. And when I return to the Cheshire after this earthly life, I’ll possess an entire planet’s history from which to set a course. My own personal history and that world at large—and all the events contained within the overlap—will supply launching points to pursue. I’ll forget my true identity for a time, but eventually, hopefully, frequencies will align to remind me of my higher Thunderbird soul. I can return to this planet often, after the fact, and pivot off the events naturally transpiring there. I can spin off sister worlds that explore what shape the Earth would take if, say, JFK wasn’t assassinated or if the combustion engine hadn’t taken hold of cars, instead of their original electric motor. I’ll become this version of Earth to draw inspiration upon the rich soil of Her fertility.”

Kitty, who had only been half listening to this point, suddenly piped up at the thought of my pitch of rebirth down on the ground below.

“Will you let me know when you descend down there into a new life?” she said, lilting her voice with concern for my sustained existence. She knew she was probably the only other person aboard the Cheshire besides yours truly that could sufficiently supply the necessary support, should someone venture into the risk of oblivion berthing into an Earth planet. She also knew the only proper way to approach such a daunting endeavor was to operate with a qualified leaper such as herself to act as the safety net, if anything went awry at any point down on the ground.

“Yes, yes, of course,” I said, reassuring her. Secretly, though, I knew this would have to be a solo mission. I’d have to risk oblivion to truly comprehend the full complexity of an Earth planet. I’d have to breathe Her air, drink Her water, become the Earth Herself, living, breathing, eating and dreaming as Her human child. If I left any of my former self on the Cheshire, even a mere twinkle in Kitty’s eye, I’d never fully be present down on the ground. Kitty, as a Thunderbird trainee, wasn’t yet ready for this hard truth. So I lied to protect her.


Now, back in my Drop, sitting with Kitty as we readied to mount our tethered leap to the North Star, I wasn’t about to make the mistake of lying to her again.

“Envision a city in the sky, hanging high in an ether as thin as thought,” I said to Kitty, as we sat, positioned as lotuses down in the sanctitude of my Drop off the Cheshire spaceship. We were mentally, emotionally, spiritually preparing for a tethered, astral leap to the aforementioned metaphysical newspaper. Kitty sat in perfect zen, hearing my words and the gentle babble of the nearby waterfall.

“The North Star is a beacon of light hovering brilliantly at a frequency so high It sits above nearly all other known reality. In other words, you can’t mistake it, once it enters into our purview,” I continued. “We’ll have to elevate a few echelons as we navigate the movierain Dew, skipping over increasingly complex droplet worlds… Are you ready?”

“Let’s do this,” she said.

We astrally leapt up into the movierain from the Drop, Kitty and I, tethered by energetic entanglement as we surfed through the Dew. Before long, as we climbed up the droplet worlds of increasing complexity, the intent of our metaphysical pursuit took shape.

“Do you see what appears to be a city in the sky in that swelling droplet on our 12?” I yelled to Kitty who kept her satellite orb in close orbit to mine. She affirmed she did.

“I’ll need to slingshot you into Its heightened reality!” I said. Dew places weren’t a simple descent like we’d drop into Earth versions. We had to step up into Its more sophisticated frequency.

I slung Kitty onto the large, sprawling, marble entrance steps to the North Star and then dismounted from the Dew to stand next to her.

“We’re here,” I said.

Kitty’s jaw dropped as she took in her current whereabouts. The hallowed Dew place that is the North Star stood as an edifice that looked as though gods built it. From human perspective, they did. The front face stretched as far as the eye could see, from left to right. Its top was lost to the clouds. The entire building held a presence impossibly heavy, yet it hung weightless among the Dew as a golden city in the sky.

We entered. I whisked Kitty down a narrow corridor that opened into the calamitous newsroom of controlled chaos. Endless desks stretched across the floor, where lively reporters dialed calls on telephones and typed vigorously on their typewriters. Countless clocks lined the walls of this vibrant newsroom, tracking the time zones of all the worlds the North Star covered.

“So much action,” Kitty said. “How can a manager keep track of all this?”

“I’m sure there’s a system,” I said. “Let’s visit the Earth archives.”

We filed down another long, narrow corridor, further into the bowels of the North Star’s offices. The hallway opened up into what I imagined how the inside of a cathedral looked. We were inside an immense dome, decorated from floor to ceiling in stained glass. The room was circular, but tough to tell how far its diameter stretched. Its floor lined with countless stacks. “Welcome to the North Star Archives,” read a wooden sign above its entrance. We quickly located the section on Earth versions, which only consisted of half a shelf.

“Hmf,” Kitty sounded disappointed. “Not a lot here.”

“Earth’s apparently not as well known here,” I said. “Let’s visit the main index over there.” I pointed to the center of the cathedral dome, where we could reference top Dew place listings.

Technically, the North Star Itself stood as a Dew place. The Thunderbird Equipment Room was also a prominent locale in this esteemed list, since it served as Thunderbird headquarters.

Others that Kitty and I recognized were the holy Twelve’s Paradise Paddock, where giant demigods assumed their megalithic thrones amidst a heavenly garden. The Twelve were so heightened in consciousness, in fact, that They hadn’t heard of Earth before Kitty and I introduced Her to Them.

A new one we noticed, as we ran our fingers down the printed ledger behind glass like the way Earth’s U.S. Constitution was encased, was the Workshop. I had faint brushes with the Workshop in my dimension leaping escapades, but had never experienced this Dew place directly.

Picture the wings of some Broadway play. The Workshop was the backstage of all 3rd-dimensional reality (including Earths). As a 3D being, like some Earth dweller, if you ever sensed someone pulling the strings behind that stage that was your everyday reality, your gut intuition was probably right. They were influencing your local reality from the Workshop.

“Let’s head to the editor’s office,” I said. “I have a submission for him.”

“Oh ya? What’s that?” Kitty said.

“Earth-42.”

The newspaper’s floors stretched wide and intricately like a labyrinth. An uninformed visitor could easily get lost. But, before long, we found ourselves at the door of the editor’s office. I held my draft for the Earth-42 story in hand.

“Come in!” I heard from the other side. The editor’s secretary must have let him know we had arrived.

The short news story I held in my right hand read like this:

The humans on Earth-42 were a species with amnesia. What a fascinating and charismatic bunch these people were. I never found my group. In retrospect, this makes sense: my family resides on the Cheshire spaceship hanging a million miles above Earth-42’s atmosphere. Still, there was much I left behind.

By the time I leapt off planet—in the 2020’s A.D.—the species had been pitted at odds with another. Sports competitions. Political races. Games of all kind had turned the local reality into a never-ending contest. But it was the people who were getting played, while the true powers at large were free to operate things behind the scenes unfettered.

Capitalism was the reigning economic structure. It boasted the illusion of free enterprise, but the reality was that the top one percent of the top one percent controlled 90 percent of the world’s wealth.

What further facilitated these centralists’ dominance was the computer technology that had infiltrated all aspects of society. When co-founder of Apple Computers Steve Jobs revolutionized personal computing with the Macintosh in 1984, and then again with the iPhone in 2008, computers and the programmers who ran them performed a coup on all other forms of control. Consolidated wealth and further dependence on technology strengthened their strangle hold on the status quo.

Earth-42 was unlike my home Earth—the planet that berthed me—in primarily this computer technological aspect. My home world had embraced more of the analog tech well into the 2020’s, when I finally leapt back to the Cheshire.

The cybernetic hyper connectedness had, ironically, isolated people more than anyone could remember in recent history. Why reach out to your fellow human, when you could just look down at a screen and receive instant gratification? We, as a collective of individuals were spread much farther apart than those golden 1980’s analog days. Ultimately, I was thankful for the tension created between tech and humanity. It supplied the innate sense that I was not of this world.

Conflict, competition and distraction kept most earthlings ignorant and stuck on the ground. The powers that be, in fact, manned this oppressive ceiling to keep the people down and them on top. Ironically, these forces so immense, they supplied the fuel for this Thunderbird to break free from their control.

Instead of fighting them, I let these forces into my center of gravity, concentrating their electromagnetic vectors into a fine point of ball lightning. Before long, the immense force redirected acted as a launch pad to finally propel me off planet and return to my Drop on the spaceship Cheshire.

The inhabitants I left below won’t miss me. But, having lived and breathed this Earth for 42 years as Her child, I can return to Her often and spin sister worlds from Her fertile foundation. I’ve left my earthly body sat in the lotus position on an Tibetan rug down in my quaint apartment, ever waiting for my eternal soul to return.


I handed the 500-word story to the North Star’s editor, while Kitty waited patiently just outside his office. I sat on the couch opposite the editor’s desk as he read.

After a few minutes, the editor quietly put down his reading glasses and looked up at me.

“It’s good,” he said. “I like your narrative here and how you’ve put yourself into the story. It’s certainly a unique style on world reporting. You know that this Earth isn’t a Dew place, though, right?”

“Yes,” I said. “I meant this submission as more of a writing sample. I’m hoping to leverage this version of Earth, that I’ve lived and breathed for 42 years, to find more, increasingly interesting haunts as offshoots. After covering this ‘Earths Beat’ of sorts for a time, maybe the connected latticework of stories can elevate Earths to a Dew place.”

“Interesting,” he said. “I may have an assignment for you then. I’ve caught wind that your Thunderbird Order has been experimenting with planet intervention. I believe Earth is one such candidate for this program. If you can locate the particular Earth version the Thunderbirds have nominated, I’ll want 700 or so words to cover the event.”

“I really appreciate the opportunity, sir,” I said. “When do you need it by?”

We both chuckled, as I meant this rhetorical question to be funny. For a newspaper that stood outside of time, the North Star cared little for deadlines.


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Grounded

Low down on the Earthly ground one day, the faint hint of a notion surfaced in my thoughts, like a magic 8-ball’s eerie prediction emerging slowly within that little, blue porthole. It said, ‘The self doesn’t exist… at least not the way you’ve been taught. You are not part of the Earth; you are the Earth.’

It felt like the sudden onset of déjà vu because the concept that I was the Earth felt like a memory I had forgotten long ago, perhaps in a past life. I can’t remember what spurred this idea, but I went about my day as normal until the feeling fled. I would have thought nothing of the subtle occurrence, but the innate sense that I wasn’t supposed to be down on this ground returned.

It was a sense that indicated there was more to reality. There was a grand, exponentially more complex scheme hidden behind the ostensible everyday. As Shakespeare had famously said “the world’s a stage,” I certainly felt like one of its players who was waking up to the strings controlling existence from backstage.

My boss, for instance, would have me believe that the work—marketing our stupid products—should be my meaning of life. Her life revolved around the performance of this company. But I could see the ends of these efforts. However well my promotional campaigns performed, the same fact remained—all of our labor merely made old white men richer. The time wasted on these vain endeavors provided my biggest source of inner conflict.

I struggled to hear my true calling.

I would later learn that my metaphysical antenna—the piezoelectric tap into my third eye, the pineal gland—had been damaged early in life. I was exposed to psychological trauma as a child that warped my ability to receive otherworldly signals.

I remembered my mother would say things to me like “You’re not a people person. People aren’t going to like you.” She said this so early in life that I actually believed it for my entire childhood and much of early adulthood.

Harsh words that scrawled across my early subconscious had crippled my ability to let frequencies freely flow into my thoughts. The signs would arrive staticky, only to be ignored.

My suffering was a symptom of this. The universe was trying to tell me something, but I couldn’t interpret Her language. I sought to heal my mind and clear the static.

Step one was extinguishing my short fuse. Anger, frustration. These are secondary emotions that result from some internal conflict. At the time, I was working in a humdrum office, performing pointless work, with people who were clueless to higher Truths. Friction, therefore, occurred at nearly every turn of my everyday existence.

So, I quit.

In order to heal my psyche, I had to sever all sources that contributed to my mental strife. I had a bit of savings that could support me for the time being so that I could achieve the necessary, profound quiet required to receive otherworldly signals. The quiet was key, you see, so that I could make my mind like liquid vinyl and let the faint signals from a divine source trace grooves in an album that would rewrite my DNA. Then, I could hone the signal further.

Meditation became a daily practice. I’d sit in perfect quiet, in the center of my ornately patterned Tibetan rug. I’d breathe in and breathe out.

My mantra: om. This is the sound of the universe.

I strove to hear what Mother Earth—my local universe—was trying to tell me. Every day, I sat for hours, concentrating on my mantra and focusing my energy into an orb that formed 20 feet in diameter around my center of gravity. The electromagnetic sphere that manifested from my psychic energy created a Faraday cage that protected my inner peace, blocking out all external noise.

Ironically, once I was able to silence the cacophony distracting me from focus, Mother Earth would tell me that this perceived distortion was merely misdirected energy. If I could refocus these electromagnetic vectors, I’d leverage their power to break free from Her gravity. In other words, stop resisting and let the energy in.

Soon, a sense of my Drop took shape. The Drop, affixed to the hull of the Cheshire spaceship, hung in a Lagrange point in Earth’s orbit, way up above. I was remembering something that had existed long before my Earthly presence on this current planet. I had to believe that this place existed, not just in my mind; it physically hung way up in space above, beckoning me.

It was this place high up in the sky, yes, but more so it was the people aboard and the feelings they evoked that held my affection. They assumed more and more defined shape as I concentrated. Their hearts beckoned mine. My connections with each were what really opened the inroads back to a place that, down on the ground, seemed impossible to reach.

I let all of these thoughts and feelings drift through my mind, as I separated from the internal monologue narrating an earthly life that grounded me. I was not this voice. I did not exist. I was Mother Earth, from the perception of this simple pedestrian perspective, and ready to elevate. The thoughts cleared and I felt as pure consciousness.

The clean slate of my thought soon transcended silence, into the movierain. The movierain is the torrent of possible worlds that precipitate by the existential surfer gliding through the downpour. The movierain exists everywhere and always, ever ready for its passenger to step up into its field. Each droplet represents another Earth version. Like lightning, I astrally leapt between them.

All the while, my physical body remained sat in the lotus position, in my quiet living room down on Earth (the version that bore me this time). But my astral self soared high above.

I concentrated on my Drop, as countless droplet worlds flew by. This was my impossible destination—as perceived from the ground below—that now seemed attainable flitting through the multiversal movierain intermediary.

I’d practice this meditation nightly. Though the Drop would emerge, as I surfed the movierain, I couldn’t seem to make the leap. I couldn’t fully commit. Something was holding me back. It was an asymptote of perfection—unattainable, but pursued often. Perfection was the red herring of goals—supposedly worthwhile, but difficult to achieve. It was not only difficult; it was impossible, I thought, unfocused. I kept waiting for the perfect moment, when my Drop would appear as clear as day, when all the pieces would fall into place, and I could step up into its divine shell. At last, I would return home.

The reality was, like perfection itself, the perfect moment did not exist. If I were to wait for this elusive event, I’d remain sat on my living room floor until death.

And then I recalled what Mother Earth had hinted to me, when my mind finally cleared to hear Her message. I could leverage the noise, the stressors imposing distraction and discord on my peace of mind. I could redirect their energy to my advantage. My boss’s ill-guided pressure to prioritize her business over my well-being. Colleagues and contemporaries’ piddly goals distracting them and me from the true destination. My own self doubt. These were all perceived as opposing forces. But what if I conducted their electromagnetic torrents reeking havoc on my consciousness down into the points of my inner ankles? What if this energy—perceived as negative—actually produced a positive, white-hot charge in between my feet that ignited ball lightning at my heels.

I imagined this orb of electromagnetic gravity as an energetic ball my astral self could balance upon. I had already surfed the movierain, but that was only the equivalent of a 3-foot ocean wave. The unbridled energy I was now harnessing, between my feet, swelled to the water wall of a 100-foot tsunami. My spirit elevated, escalating quickly. And my Drop appeared more vividly, more rapidly than ever before. It seemed as though I had enough metaphysical propulsion to reach this formerly unattainable ledge.

Like never before, the Drop held steady in my purview. Astrally, I stood on the precipice between the physical ground below and this higher reality above.

I leapt.

Everything went dark—my inner monologue, the movierain, my sense of self and Mother Earth. Pure blackness for a beat filled every crevice of existence.

Another beat.

Innately, I felt the compulsion to open my eyes, yet I had no eyes to open in this elevated state. Still, I attempted the subtle gesture. Eyes opened that weren’t of my Earthly body down on the ground; they were set in some enlightened head. Brilliant light, brighter than anything I had ever experienced down on Earth, filled my entire perspective. I squinted to rack focus on what appeared to be entirely new whereabouts.

Once my brand new eyes adjusted to the light, surroundings began to take shape. I was sat in my Drop, amidst a zen garden with a gentle waterfall pattering nearby. The Drop was a giant orb, 50 feet in diameter. This heavenly place felt familiar, yet I had no memory of it, only my Earthly life from down below.

I had finally reached my destination. And I hoped there was some kind of blueprint of my former life here, in the Drop and on the spaceship Cheshire. I looked behind me, still sat in the lotus position within the zen garden, to see a mahogany desk where a laptop lied. Possibly, it contained intel into my life up here, before descending down to Earth those many decades ago.

As I stood, I felt my new legs—powerful and completely healed from all injuries sustained on Earth below. My entire enlightened body felt like some tightly wrapped carbon fiber wire bundle that could withstand the oppressive gravity of a super massive black hole. I had truly been reborn anew in this Drop, way up high in space.

Now, all I had to do was access the blueprint of this former life. I must reacquaint with my eternal soul, I thought.


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Blueprint

I awoke suddenly in the Drop. The setting, as I scanned my lofty whereabouts: a giant sphere 50 feet in diameter, where I sat in its epicenter on a bed of grass. A waterfall gently pattered nearby, also in the large, spherical Drop. This place was my personal universe, I remembered after my ascension from the ground below. But I had no memory of my life prior to leaping down to that Earth planet. I had returned to my origin point, sure, but what sort of person was I to descend down to the ground in the first place?

I had to reintegrate into heightened reality. The only memories my mind could access were from the most recent Earth—a 42-year stay on some planetary version from the 1980s.

In December of 2024 on planet, I ascended to the Cheshire spaceship, where my Drop had hinged. I opened my eyes for what seemed like the first time, within the sanctuary of that perfect, pristine Drop. I had to recall my former life.

I stood immediately, rising from the lotus position amidst the tranquil zen garden. To my back sat my workstation, consisting of a nice mahogany L-shaped desk, which held my typewriter, a laptop and some personal files and effects. I whisked over to the desk to find out what to do next.

I fired up the laptop. The first screen both read and said aloud, “Welcome… Please enter the temporal length of your last leap.”

I entered 42 years.

“Oh, quite a long stay. We may have to institute a full memory reboot. Please follow these steps:

“1. Report your full story of the last 42 years on that Earth version.

“2. Recite this series of words in this exact order: surf; zen; leap; navigate; teach; thunderbird.”

The prose flew from my head out my fingertips and onto the typewriter keys. Before long, I had filled seven or so pages that promptly synopsized a comprehensive summary of my last leap.

Then, I recited the key phrase.

Flash!!

Memories from my past life precipitated into my higher brain like the droplets of movierain itself. In an instant, I knew how to summon my helmet, which I did. I quickly donned the crucial headpiece. Its viewfinder would then further facilitate my safe and successful reintegration onto the Cheshire.

I still had one more question for the laptop. I looked down at my brand new body, which was unlike my mortal flesh. It was much better.

“Why is my body half covered in black script?” I typed into the Drop terminal. I also added, “And why does it feel like my bones are made of tightly wound carbon fiber?”

The computer responded: “Your Thunderbird structure is comprised of densely packed molecules that can stand the super gravity of massive black holes. The portion of your skin that’s black is due to the many tattoos chronicling how many worlds you’ve visited thus far. One tattoo for every Earth. Look more closely at the etchings.”

I looked down my right arm. The inked script completely covered the limb from shoulder to wrist. It was impossible to count how many Earths had been etched into my neutron skin. I had apparently been Earth hopping for a while.

It had been 42 years since I had seen my crew, but it would only seem like hours to them since I last left. I couldn’t wait to see them again, but would obviously have to curb my longing. Dissonant time dilations were an occupational hazard of a Thunderbird.


My helmet helped me reacclimate to the Cheshire’s status quo. Past life memories were still flooding into my mind. I was regaining full sense of my soul, but the immediate circumstances of that day on the ship just prior to my leap still escaped me.

I had the helmet call up a blueprint. When I climbed up to the upper echelons of the Cheshire and encountered my first crew member, the helmet’s blueprint would project augmented reality (AR) cues onto the viewfinder to smooth the transition.

I bumped into Keith first, who was getting something from the kitchen.

“You’re still wearing your helmet, I see,” Keith said, rummaging around in an overhead cabinet.

“Yeah, just dismounted from a long leap,” I said.

“How long?”

“42 years.”

“Wow,” Keith stopped rummaging and turned to me. “Still reintegrating I bet.”

“You know it,” I said. “Do I owe you answers on anything?”

I could see Keith’s eyes searching. I think he was debating whether or not to to lie.

“Yeah, you said you’d give me $50,” he said with a smirk.

My helmet cued up a clip on the AR viewfinder that played my last conversation with Keith, pre-leap. Keith had asked to borrow $50 himself from me, as I made my way down to the Drop.

“I think you might have that one backwards, Keith,” I said plainly.

“Ahh! Just testin’ ya! Glad to see you’re almost fully back.”

“I’m about 80 percent of the way there,” I said. “How are things with the rest of the crew?”

“Well, Kitty’s not too pleased with ya.”

“Why?”

“Don’t know,” Keith said, resorting back to his rifling through the cabinets for an afternoon snack.


I approached Kitty’s room, the entrance to which held a quaint hallway door like you’d encounter on the second floor of some warm suburban home. The Cheshire corridors were familiar like that, complete with creaky hardwood floors and a distinct savory scent that further spurred core memories into my waking conscious.

I knocked.

Before long, I heard light footsteps approach the door on the other side. The door knob turned and Kitty quickly pulled open the oak wood.

“Remember me??” she said, in a tone by which I could tell she was annoyed.

“Hi— Hi, Kitty,” locking eyes with her sprung a torrent of memories back into my mind. I could barely keep up conversation, but it was so good to see her. It had been 42 years for me, and only a few hours for her.

“Why did you dive so deep without telling me?? You lost recognition of yourself and had to rely upon the code words only after you leapt back aboard the ship?” I could tell Kitty was livid. She must have checked the logs upon my Drop return.

I glanced behind her into the room. Its walls rose to curved ceilings in semicircle archways. She also enjoyed giant circular windows looking out on the Dyson Sphere city in superposition and at a higher plane above relative Earth space. It was true the Cheshire occupied both local space in an Earth Lagrange point and also at the higher plane of the Dyson City that wrapped around a super massive black hole at the center of the Universal Union (UU). I always thought Kitty had one of the nicest rooms on the ship.

“Yeah, it’s all still coming back. I’m sorry. I should have warned you I was going so deep this time,” I was still waiting for my memory recall to reach the point where I could supply her an explanation as to why I nearly got lost to oblivion on this most recent of leaps. Nevertheless, it was good to be home.

I could tell, from her judgmental glare, that Kitty required that explanation right in her doorway. But I said I had a lot to catch up on and assured her we’d reconvene a little later. She rolled her eyes and shut the door.

Instead of continuing up the ship’s corridors to the Captain’s wheelhouse at the top, I decided to descend back down to my Drop. The recall was taking longer than usual to return. I had to know why this last leap went so deep.

It was an accident, I would later learn from the printout of debriefing documents that my laptop produced, processing my report from Earth_42. The logs would reveal that I had rushed down to that planet. I hadn’t told Kitty of my departure beforehand (hence her current frustration with me). In an effort to test how deep I could leap into obscure Earth without a safety net in Kitty, I had stood on the precipice of oblivion from the Cheshire. Kitty was right to be pissed.

The blueprint, you see, wasn’t a single document. It was the confluence of several accounts: the prior life flashback prompted by reciting the unlocking keyword phrase; my report of the planet I just visited, a debrief; and a projection of the overlapping Venn diagram between these two streams, the way two eyes combine their separate, flat pictures to create 3-dimensional perspective.

Traveling back in time to the point just prior to my leap upon this planet, from which I was now returning, would reveal my motive. I had handpicked this Earth as the perfect candidate to prompt a spontaneous recall and thus ascension back to the Cheshire. The fact that I was able to return of my own volition and report this account now is proof the risky technique worked. But had I flown even an inkling closer to the proverbial Sun in this endeavor, my connection to the Cheshire, to Kitty and the rest of the crew could have been severed completely. She would’ve had no information, no intel to guide her on my retrieval.

Kitty knew I could have been lost. That’s why she was pissed. I compiled my final report of the planet. It was a full schematic of the near failed mission. I had it in hand when I returned to Kitty’s room to explain.

“Again, I’m sorry,” I said as she opened the door to her room. “Just got through reviewing the logs. I was testing long leaps without a safety net.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?” she said.

“I knew you wouldn’t let me test, if I told you beforehand.”

“You’re probably right.”

“The extent of memory loss upon returning to my Drop is of concern,” I said, sympathizing with her feeling of slight. “Usually, the keyphrases conjure a full memory recall after only a few moments. This time, I had to compare that with my notes from the planet report to synthesize a full blueprint of the mission retrospective.”

“Well,” she said, “thank god for the blueprint.”

She was still pissed.

We both said good night, and I left. By that point, my full Thunderbird memory had returned. I remembered all of my thoughts and feelings just prior to leaping onto this Earth_42 without the safety of a savvy leaper in Kitty to potentially retrieve me, should things get too murky for my terrestrial existence below.

I sat down to meditate in my zen garden down in the Drop. Though all the information had returned, I had to search my feelings further. “Why would I knowingly leap without safety?” I thought.

The best I could muster was a sense of insecurity. An occupational hazard of a Thunderbird is getting cast so far out into obscurity, you lose your identity. I’d always have Kitty on my six, so long as she knew where I was leaping. She really was so reliable, my dearest, closest friend.

I let all of these thoughts drift in and out of my mind. My third eye cleared and, at once: clarity. I opened my other two eyes. My meditation was complete, because I had my answer.

The reason I had leapt without Kitty’s knowledge had nothing to do with her. It was entirely my own hang-up. I had been scarred from previous leaps that risked complete detachment. And given my recent history upon entering the Cheshire, I was afraid this would happen again: a complete, irreversible memory wipe.

Of course, there was a simple difference between then and now. Now I knew Kitty, who was fast becoming as skilled a Thunderbird as yours truly. I was no longer alone among the multiverse. And resolved to never leap without her knowledge again.

Under the calm granite of mindful meditation, in heavy stillness, one infallible Truth rose above all others: I had to be Kitty’s rock too.


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Roundtable

We went around the room, one Wednesday night at the tavern. A regular roundtable discussion. The guys, the locals, gave the Cheshire crew the floor to all share our longest recorded dimensional leaps, respectively.

“What are those?” you might ask.

Well, each of our baker’s dozen of a spaceship personnel had been leaping now for some time. We had, in fact, become quite good at this most existential of crafts. Leaping dimensions, as far as we were concerned, meant dipping out of one version of the planet Earth, into another version of Earth. The “Many Worlds” theory will tell you that there are an infinite number of Earth versions.

Keith’s longest leap was 48 hours. He was newer to our discipline. Then went Sully. His was 20 years, since that’s how long it took me to find him, cast into oblivion from the mishap among the movierain—which is the code name for the torrents of worlds that precipitate the multiverse like falling rain.

Moreover, the “movierain” is my nickname for surfing the multiverse. You’re the dimensional surfer, leaping like lightning between droplets of rain descending down from some divine source. Each droplet is a world, and when Sully accidentally got sucked into one of those falling destinations, while I was teaching him to surf, I had to retrieve him. You can read more about that in my Thunderbird journal, out now in an Equipment Room near you.

We went around the room, including Lucky #13. I had lasted a lifetime on one version of Earth. That was when I became a small-town reporter for their local weekly, The Herald. Jumping from conversation to conversation among the townsfolk for my stories came naturally to this Thunderbird.

A lifetime spent there, and I would have died an old man in my quaint little hilltop bungalow, with a beautiful back porch view. But I made it back to the good ship Cheshire, that magnificent Earth satellite hanging in a Lagrange point in Her orbit. Kitty returned the favor from that time we lost her in the ’80s .

We both told our own versions.

Bill Thunderbird’s Account

By the time it was my turn to chime in, on that Wednesday night storytelling at the tavern, the longest recorded marooning on an obscure version of Earth was 21 years, held by Kitty.

I had that beat.

“In the interest of time, I won’t start at the beginning. It’s best to begin when I finally realized that this world in which I found myself was not my actual home…”

It truly felt like another lifetime conjuring up this former terrestrial life. As I channeled this old self, I looked around the circle we had formed in the back room of the tavern. This wasn’t the typical tale we’d tell on Wednesday nights. And I could tell the crowd hung on every word. I continued.

“I began noticing clues in my everyday routine reporting for the town’s local weekly. It’s like this universe was trying to reach me.”

Signs are real. Pay attention to them. The human brain is trained to recognize patterns. If you’re noticing some pattern in your everyday existence that seems more than coincidence, it is. The pattern carries meaning that someone or something from beyond your current plane has attempted to convey to you.

For example, I’d notice more than the average string of Ford Thunderbirds rolling by downtown streets. While interviewing certain subjects for the local paper—a restaurateur who mentions dew for some reason, the local florist who insisted upon showing me her zen garden, and so on—clues accumulated to a critical mass. Like the moments just after waking up from a deep dream, these clues felt more like memories from another life and another world, rather than imagined.

“It was Kitty,” I told the tavern audience. “She was outside my realm, behind the fourth wall, and couldn’t influence me directly. Had she revealed my true nature too early, the heavy news would have been too overwhelming. It wouldn’t have stuck. And I would have been left to languish there.

“The place was so similar to my home world. That’s why it was easy to get lost there—its familiar allure looming always.

“I also didn’t mind being there. That could have contributed to my blissful complacency. Usually, in similar situations of ignorance, a gut feeling would guide me out of the woods. It was an innate intuition that the world in which I found myself in was not my own. On this Earth, however, ‘Analog Earth’ we’ll call it, never incited this feeling in me. Like I said, I would have remained there until death had Kitty not intervened.”

My crowd started to stir. I could tell I was losing them.

“So how’d you get out of it?” yelled one audience member from the back. One of the reasons this was not the typical tale we’d tell on Wednesday nights was that this crowd appreciated people who got to the point. I was taking my time.

“I’ll let Kitty elaborate more on my liberation,” I said. “But I can tell you what supplied the aha moment. It was quite the stroke of genius.

“The key phrase to unlock past-life memories goes like this: ‘surf; zen; leap; navigate; teach; thunderbird.’ Reading or hearing these words in that order will unlock my mind, should I get lost. Kitty knew this, of course…”

I hesitated for a moment on delivering this news to the group in the back room. I was internally debating how much thunder to steal from Kitty’s version. I decided to tease it.

“One day, I’m walking down Main Street through the town center, en route to report on a story. I was 42 on this planet by this point. I strolled by the local surf shop. I remember reading the word ‘surf’ on the storefront. Just then, a bus drove by with an ad across the side promoting a wellness spa that read, ‘Achieve zen.’ As the word ‘zen’ passed in and out of my mind, I approached a puddle by the curb. I leapt over it, into the street and almost got hit by a Lincoln Navigator. Not too long after that, I bumped into my favorite gradeschool teacher on the sidewalk. I caught up with her for a few minutes before continuing on my path to my source’s destination. I arrived, and right before entering their office, I glanced back at the street. A Ford Thunderbird drove by. I remember entering the building in a daze. I felt high, as my mind ignited otherworldly thoughts. Déjà vu blossomed into full recall of my Thunderbird identity before I made it through the lobby. I stopped dead in my tracks and turned around. I never made it to the interview that day. Through that series of events, at once, I remembered I was a Thunderbird and doubled back to my apartment. I knew I’d have to link up with Kitty to get off planet. But I’ll let her tell you how we rendezvoused…”

I relinquished the floor to my Thunderbird apprentice.

Kitty’s Account

“You should have seen Bill, when I first came across him,” Kitty jumped right in.

“Bill appeared really quite content,” she said. “I was concerned my soul-freeing Thunderbird tactics would not ripple enough to free him. I tailed him for years, until the perfect moment presented itself.

“I felt like his guardian angel, checking in on him over terrestrial milestones. I remember when he first got his job at the paper, how happy he was. I remember when he earned his first byline reporting on a local 3-alarm fire that had burnt down the old Fargus mansion. I’d tail him on dates and visits with friends. I felt like Bill’s ghostly biographer, who knew Him better than he knew Himself. Of course, I was outside of Analog Earth’s timeline and could fast-forward to terrestrial Bill’s pivotal moments.”

“Why did Bill berth into this planet at all, if it ran the risk of forgetting his true identity?” an eager tavern-goer asked of our Thunderbird craft.

I thought to chime in on Kitty’s rendition, but then held back. I wanted to hear the reason in her words.

Kitty continued, first addressing the question from the audience.

“Drastic leaps like these are sometimes necessary for a Thunderbird,” she said. “Ideally, and often, we can leap in and out of worlds all while retaining our highest sense of self. This type of light leaping, however, doesn’t always get to the root of the world. Sometimes, in order to truly know a certain Earth version, the Thunderbird has to live it. That’s what Bill was doing down there on Analog Earth.”

“Makes sense,” we heard from the crowd. Sounded like the same guy who asked the initial question. Kitty veered back to her story.

“Anyway, my monitoring of Bill’s milestones was merely a precaution. Our thought, before mounting this leap, was that Bill’s Thunderbirdhood would occur to him naturally down on the ground. But when that didn’t happen by the checkpoint, I had to intervene. It took months of planning to align those six key-phrase cues on his walk that day.”

“How’d you do it??” apparently this guy thought we were in a Q&A segment, but Kitty pressed on unfazed.

“Well,” she said, “when you live outside a world’s timeline, you can see all causality at once. Cause and effect, in fact, are interchangeable like a chicken and an egg. ‘Which came first?’ It doesn’t matter. I knew what Bill needed to see to inspire the six key phrases. So I picked the best day in his routine where these crucial components could all occur in the correct order.”

I could tell Kitty’s Thunderbird training had really improved her leaping skills. She had answered his question expertly, but not sure it all landed to the pedestrian.

“I— I see,” he said. “Not sure I have the right frame of reference being stuck in this planet’s time, but I trust ya.”

“Thanks,” Kitty said. “Maybe we can take you on a leap sometime, and illustrate our point.”

She looked at me and smirked. We usually only leapt with Cheshire crew. Most terrestrials couldn’t handle the monsooning movierain of the multiverse.

“Once the Thunderbird idea had been firmly planted in Bill,” Kitty continued, “next, we just had to rendezvous. At that point, it was easy, since I was confident Bill had recalled his training. I knew, as he now knew again, that we’d have to meet at a place on planet where a natural vortex whirled. There just so happens to be one such vortex at the mountaintop on the outskirts of town. I was also confident that Bill would remember that timing mattered. He knew, as I knew, that a lunar standstill was coming up in a few days. So we met on the mountaintop three days after I unlocked Bill’s Thunderbird mind, during the full moon of the axial lunar precession that occurs only once every 18.6 years. After a heartfelt reunion, we leapt hand in hand back up to the Cheshire. That’s my story.”

Claps and cheers rang through the tavern back room. Kitty glanced quickly at me to see if I approved of her rendition. I nodded slightly to indicate it was spot on. I looked around at the rest of crew in-house tonight who hadn’t shared yet.

“OK,” I said. “Who else has a long-leap story?”


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Channeling

Worlds As Neurons In The Multiverse Brain

Like separate neurons under a microscope, seeking out each other without sight but somehow detecting where the others are, we could connect with people. Nonlocally. We just had to first think of them. Then, sense them. Feel them. Catch their scent. Then, we’d become entangled and could unite. We were two once seemingly separate neurons connecting in the grander scheme of the God brain.


The Radio

It’s no coincidence that the word “channeling” resembles the numbered channels on a radio dial. The channeler is like a radio themselves, fine-tuning frequencies within their mind’s eye to receive a signal.

In the dichotomy of AM/FM radios, frequency modulated (FM) waves broadcast over far greater distances than their AM (or amplitude modulated) counterparts. In the case of wave functions that transcend this dimension and leave time—tapping into otherworldly sources—the concept of transmission and receiving becomes blurred. And the distances traverse infinitely greater expanses than even the farthest reaching frequency modulated ranges.


Meditations On Channeling

Down on Earth, this Earth, I meditated calmly under the thin veil of silence that my living room provided. In the stillness, I caught hint of a distant world that also somehow felt nearby, hovering above in quiet orbit, hung in a Lagrange point of this planet’s relative space. I had become wise to its extraterrestrial presence by channeling. But I would not become hypnotized under the delusion that I had somehow created its existence, out of the ether, by adeptly receiving its signal. The good ship Cheshire had hung in relative Earth space long before I detected its looming presence.

When I took the channeling one step further, allowing my lucid consciousness to travel upward toward the source of the otherworldly signal, the higher Truth instantly emerged. At once, I opened my eyes, sitting in the lotus position aboard the Cheshire. My higher self, meditating in my Drop on that spaceship, had summoned me. I had not created the signal at all down on Earth. I had merely detected the wave when I was ready. In the end, the wave had created me.

The higher soul self, Bill Thunderbird, had summoned me, a lowly earthling from some Earth adjacent to His home world.

Though Thunderbirds could materialize into your world on a whim, fully actualized as a living, breathing, red-blooded human, it was sometimes easier to plant reference points in local residences. These living bookmarks went about their daily lives, until called upon. A Thunderbird could swoop in, on a moment’s notice and pick up where they left off.

I was one such plant and facilitated the entrance of the local Thunderbird with seamless transition. I was a walking breadcrumb.

When I finally ascented, that was my final memory—that I was some marker for future reference, a breadcrumb trail—before joining the higher mind of Bill Thunderbird. The soul lives many lives and I was but one of His.


Earlier:

“What’s the first thing you’ll do, once you’ve unlocked the key to channeling?”

My friend and I were at coffee. I had just told her that I was close to cracking the code out of this universe.

“Possibilities are endless,” I said. “The multiverse is my oyster.”

“But wouldn’t you want to pay homage to the home world that created you?” she implored. I must say, Stacy was a grounding presence.

“Yeah, that’s reasonable,” I said. “In order to even ascertain the ability to channel other worlds, one must believe that they are the Earth. She’s our mother and we are Her. When we leave this plane, we take Her with us.”

“Yes, exactly,” she continued. “Couldn’t you channel the powers from other worlds who may offer beneficial sophistication to our struggling planet? So, again, I ask you: what would you do first?”

“I’d spread the word to all who may want to learn. Some, not all of us, feel trapped here. I’d want to free them from their self-imposed prisons. The severely disabled come to mind, but really anybody who possesses the mental acuity to understand this life is temporary and that their soul is eternal should be able to transcend.”

If the Earth could provide that perfect incubator to elevate my soul, the least I could do was heal Her by outsourcing aid from other universes.


Channeling People, Not Just Places

As I became a more savvy channeler, I realized that the highest form of this craft concerned resonating with the frequencies of other life forms, fellow people. Animated souls, you see, brought life to otherwise empty spaces.

It helps to know the person you’re channeling. You need to understand their essence when you’re searching for their signature radio signal. In the handshake of entanglement, it also takes two to channel. Once you ping the desired recipient, it’s up to them to reciprocate. It also helps that, the last time you saw this person, that you parted on good terms.

Yes, channeling people is the highest form of the craft. Without them, places don’t exist. After all, how could a place be if no one’s there to acknowledge it?


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Home World

You haven’t heard me talk much about my native Earth. That was the version the Cheshire spaceship orbited in her government service. I sprung into existence in the Cheshire spaceship’s engine room, as the vessel hung in a Lagrange point within that Earth’s vicinity. She was my Mother. Initially, I had thought the otherworldly Earths were far more interesting.

But after a while of world hopping, I’d descend down to Her often, within various periods of my Thunderbird journey. To truly understand its center, I’d spend long spans of Earth time. Some lasted from birth into adulthood.

On one of these existential occasions, I had bore into that world during its version of the early 1980s. I was newborn life within a family down on the ground. At that time, I was substantially removed from anything of antiquity. Predeluvian even. I wanted to know who built the pyramids, and what were they actually for. Did extraterrestrials exist among men in the legendary city state of Atlantis?

These were all wonders of my native world. I’d occupy Earthly existences as nobodies on this peculiar planet. In one life, I enjoyed utter obscurity navigating terrestrial tribulations. The people in this life didn’t miss me much, when I finally leapt off Earth, into the multiverse movierain, where I surfed to find more sophisticated versions and return to my true home on the Cheshire.

My timeline was indelible to the ticking clock of this origin Earth. I aged along with Her. She bore me and raised me. She nurtured me into the enlightened being that would eventually transcend Her gravity, into higher realms. She always held a special place in my heart. She was my heart. And I Her child.

Still, after that night I initially leapt, I could never return home. For me to continue as a Thunderbird, She had to forget me.


I say I could never return as a euphemism. “You can never return home,” as an old adage means when you do return to your place of birth, both you and it are different. It doesn’t contain the same feeling, as it did in your youth. That’s what I meant, when I said I could never return to my home Earth.

I returned often. I’d pick up where I left off, for a seamless re-entry point to this home Earth. I’d stay a while on these return trips, and continue my investigation of this mysterious place.

You see, the problem with my human civilization is that we languished as a species with amnesia. It was as if, long ago, in a forgotten time, an advanced civilization developed the profound capability to leave this world by bending the very space-time that housed it. The ancients built stargates and leapt through them into distant realities, I would later discover about my home Earth. Then, they locked the door, buried the key and extinguished all memory of these cellar portals from the common lexicon. Mass amnesia cast its shadow across the complete human purview.

At the time I was born on Earth, the predominant language was English. Even when I visited adjacent Earth versions, they usually carried this criteria—English speaking, and of an antedeluvian world, where its human species are unaware of their true origins.

I rewound the clock, traveling back in time like leaping worlds in reverse. Traveling back in time is not unlike leaping dimensions. You have to navigate its branches like descending downward on a tree, until you reach its trunk. I was in hot pursuit of this common origin root that sprung open with splitting branches of English-speaking worlds all with amnesia of their true ancestors.

This string of English-speaking Earths I coined the thin blue ribbon. It was truly a sliver of all possible Earths, but it was the verse with which I was most concerned. They all contained the Pyramids at Giza, Gunung Padang, and the ancient Mayan ruins in Mexico.

Those monuments acted as effective time stamps as I rewound the clock. I traveled well before the Great Flood. Still the Pyramids stood. I plunged further backward until I reached the builders of these world wonders.

They weren’t human. Their civilization was also far more advanced than anything from our modern era. They levitated 100-ton megalithic stones by manipulating soundwaves. And gently and precisely they placed each stone to fit perfectly, until they reached the apex of giant pyramids piercing the sky.

The pyramids weren’t tombs. They tapped into an entirely antiquated and forgotten technology that accessed the natural electromagnetivity of the Earth. Savvy operators could broadcast signals around the globe from the focal point of such megalithic prisms that drew from piezoelectric energy. They also acted as 4th-dimensional markers for those traversing adjacent dimensions of Earth and required reference points. Ultimately, these impressive monuments would remain as the sole proof that such an advanced civilization ever graced this Earth.

They stood the test of time to remind our forgetful civilization that giants were real. The Bible got that one right. These magnamimous specimens towered over humans, but lived alongside them just the same. Whenever the two species tangled, you can imagine how those unfortunate events went.


One thing I should probably tell you about Earth versions is that multiple Earths can exist adjacently, as a quadrangle on some oscillation of near possible Earths. That’s why the Universal Union of Planets and Galaxies (UU) didn’t look too closely into multiple Earth versions. The establishment just shrugged off those varietals as some kind of blurred outcome from extradimensional travel. The Earth, to them was just held in superposition, like a subatomic particle waiting in the wave form to drop down into a finite definition. That wave function, though, would exist as one overall Earth, complete with every dream and wish of its many inhabitants over time.

The true answer for the Earth oscillations was far more profound. Every vibration of the planet radiated out a new version. These all represented distinct universes amidst an impossibly huge multiverse.

My home world existed in one quadrangle of where the Cheshire had hitched Her cosmic anchor to the Lagrange point. At least, that’s how I came to rediscover this fundamental truth. In higher reality, the Cheshire had hung out there in space long before I ever incarnated on that Earth physically. And would be there well after I leapt off planet.

This fact served as my mantra during lives spent too long down on the ground, whenever I’d almost forget the highest Truth: my true self was sat on the Cheshire spaceship high above in space of this Earth’s orbit, quietly meditating on my physical form. From this baseline vantage point, I had always been up on the spaceship meditating, and would always be there. This incantation was like a prayer that linked me to my true home above.

That’s how I was able to leap up to the ship from my home world below, when trivial details of the pedestrian existence weighed me down. I remembered that these humdrum points were ultimately inconsequential to my eternal soul. My terrestrial self’s past was just a collage of memories that played continually in my mind’s eye to keep my feet planted firmly on the ground.

But all that really existed was this present moment; the past was illusory and the future imagined. The present was real… and so was the fact that I had always been up on the Cheshire meditating as my energetic self concentrating on this current physical existence. And, as far as this physical Earth version was concerned, I would always be up there, meditating. The Cheshire held my Drop, where I sat peacefully in the lotus position and achieved zen.

So long as I remembered this, no random triviality would sway me.


“Oh ya, remember this guy, in the background?” Josh said.

I’d check in, clandestinely, on my former friends from this terrestrial life. Josh was looking through some old photographs with Kelly. And they’d come across some shots where I had photobombed.

“Whatever happened to him?” Kelly said, mustering a vague recollection of my former Earthly presence. “What was his name again?”

“I think it was Bill,” Josh replied. “He’s in a lot of these photos, but I don’t have one solid memory of him. It’s been so long, plus he always seemed to fade into the background like a wallflower.”

Josh was right. I had never made much of a name for myself on this Earth originally. That’s what made it so easy to leap up to the higher reality, unfettered and with no regrets. I had known people in my former Earthly existence. And they had barely acknowledged me. It made for a clean break.

The strategic anonymity also provided the perfect re-entry points into this home Earth. And I could continue my stay on this planet periodically with little to no ripple effects every time I’d return.


When you leave a planet to attend higher truths, the same planet feels small upon return. Its daily struggles seem negligible compared to what you know exists above. So I didn’t mind losing touch with former colleagues like Josh or Kelly. I’d return often, but never the same twice. In fact, each successive land would reveal in me an entity more and more enlightened. Anonymity, then, became a necessity.

Still, I returned often to continue my studies of this home world. Over this planet’s time, the inhabitants eventually forgot me completely. The little blue dot in this obscure solar system soon became an island retreat for me, as a full-fledged Thunderbird. And even in this perfect solitude, I never succumbed to loneliness. I welcomed it. In the most solitary of moments, I’d repeat my mantra quietly to myself. No matter how separate an extended stay would make me feel, seemingly stranded down on home Earth, the warm light of the highest Truth hummed brightly in my heart of hearts.

My energetic self and my fellow Cheshire crew hanging high up in the ether of Earth would always be there waiting for my current consciousness to return. I kept my frequency attuned to this divine sound, vibrating as above, I navigated the world below.


If you liked this short story, you might like the novel, “Big Cat.” The book is Bill Thunderbird’s journal in transcending human existence into a higher Order. Upon achieving Thunderbirdhood, Bill embarks on countless journeys exploring versions of Earth. The above tale is about his home world.

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Big Cat

They say you should never write yourself into the story. Well, that’s what I did around chapter 32 of this here novel. It’s fiction, mind you, but the tale you’re about to read deals with leaping dimensions.

If you subscribe to such multiversal theories, then you know it’s possible one could traverse the fourth wall to enter a world that would appear fictional from his Earth of origin.

The title character breaks through into my study while I write the story to introduce this world to a higher reality. Leaping dimensions isn’t just about experiencing new and exciting worlds; it’s a vehicle toward ascension.

Big Cat’s journal, then, becomes the textbook by which a journeyman, or journeywoman would study to become such an enlightened being.

They’re called Thunderbirds.

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